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Andrew W. Dice Clay

from Annual Country by White Trash Heroes

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All lyrics in the verses originally written by Andrew Dice Clay.

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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her dog a snack
The cupboard was bare. she didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack - Oh!
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Whacked off in a movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene - Oh!

Party like you're Dice

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" - Oh!
Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew her horse, licked him feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once, but twice - Oh!

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from Annual Country, released February 11, 2020

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